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I will never NOT reblog this.
(via burgertv)
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Oddly enough I have to somewhat disagree. I think Killmonger might win if he has the suit he is guaranteed a win he has the kinetic energy thing. She has her sword but is out of practice compared to Killmonger who has trained near every second of life. Think Valkerie so slick Killmonger is pretty cool. I’m biased tho because he’s more loyal to me too considering he had a somewhat good cause tho it was twisted in the execution.
You’re not just biased, you’re straight up hallucinating. This is the ‘Batman vs Wonder Woman’ argument all over again. Just on raw stats: Valkyries are Asgardian, which means they’re ultra dense for humanoids- even Loki, who’s a magic type and not a combat type, weighs 500 pounds. Thor can hold his own against the Hulk and recognizes that literally any Valkyrie is automatically going to be a better fighter than he is, because they’re the Asgardian elite troops and he’s just a good fighter- combat certified soldier versus a SEAL, basically. The suit won’t help him if she, say, throws him straight up into the air- it absorbs kinetic energy, she just has to make sure she adjusts her tactics and doesn’t use impact-based attacks. Which she would figure out very quickly, because she’s been fighting actual monsters and doing Valkyrie shit since long before Wakandans started cultivating the herb and mining vibranium. It’s a hard ‘no.’ The suit would make it interesting, but we’re not talking about a standard issue person. There are reasons humans mistook Agardians for gods. Tessa is absolutely correct: Brunnhilda would Saitama Erik’s ass.
(via theunemployedelf)
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My dad on this day 49 years ago, waking up after getting hit in the head with a croquet mallet to find out he was unconscious through the whole moon landing
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Just a heads up! Found this website today and it seems to be stealing PMA designs from sean! Please be careful and don’t buy from them!
Im tagging peeps to spread the word: @therealjacksepticeye @jacksoopticboop @kasper-the-ghost @lum1natrix @glixbitch @jessiefrance
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Kind of gives you chills .
Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it.
As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.
I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite
(via damn-funny)
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imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright lit hurry up tho
The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone
killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you
character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦
The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it
The Gen Z/Milennial horror film isn’t that they die. They get left maimed with no health insurance.
killer: *literally stabbing character to death*
character: lmao go off queen💖💖
i don’t think they’d have that type of talking though.
It be like:
murderer: *pulling a knife at character*
character: owo hewwo! what’s this? knifu?? may i touch owo
murderer:
or
murderer: I’m going to kill you!
character: uh ya, i sure hope u do
Because we all know we have terrible meme humor. Like,,
Murderer: Red Robin…
Character: Yum! 🖐️ OH NO OH NO
(via mishasbreast-implants)
